Sassy Marie Pupalina Dogarina. Sassamundo. Sassarino Jelly-beano (spoken with a bad Italian accent). Sasquatch. Pupcake. And when it's cold outside...Pupsicle.
If Sassy were human, she'd be that beloved kindergarten teacher that greets everyone with smiles and happy guitar music. Sassy is enthusiastic...about everything. Enthusiastic about getting up in the morning and going to bed at night, enthusiastic about going outside, enthusiastic about coming inside, enthusiastic about lawn mowing, and snow, and soccer balls, and tennis balls, and squirrels, and her kitty cats, and doggy dinner, and cat food, and company.
Everyone needs a Sassy.
But Sassy has a dirty little secret...she is also enthusiastic about...
Dear Lord, Sassy!