I've decided that I really like the whole yoga thing.
And there's something to be said for doing it in the privacy of your own home.
Because no one sees you topple over when doing some full body stretch that involves bricks.
And nobody can laugh at you when your boobs get in the way of another stretch.
There are issues with having an ample bosom and small feet.
However, there are some disadvantages, too.
Three to be exact.
Their names are Sam, Dolly, and Sassy.
Sam thinks any time my body is not in motion it's kitty snuggle time.
Dolly has this crazy hair-nesting thing going on.
Sassy feels it is her obligation to "revive" anyone lying on the floor with a frenzy of wet doggy kisses.
So...while I'm doing my yoga thing they are banished to the great outdoors.
Problem solved, right?
There's just one little thing...
I can look over at any time and see three furry little faces staring at me through the door.
I wonder if they're laughing?